Puppet Motel

Pardon me. Shutdown.

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

velma in the sheets though

(via thegirlon)

monkeytoybox:

madnessinthemist:

heyepiphora:

You guys. @aeriesroom greeted me at the airport with this bouquet of hand drawn sex toys. Probably the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me.

Oh dang, these are way better than the ones I drew.

*GASP* This is so cool and clever!!! I want a dildo bouquet!

monkeytoybox:

madnessinthemist:

heyepiphora:

You guys. @aeriesroom greeted me at the airport with this bouquet of hand drawn sex toys. Probably the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me.

Oh dang, these are way better than the ones I drew.

*GASP* This is so cool and clever!!! I want a dildo bouquet!

(via procrasturbating)

myqueersexytime:

sexpektations:
Green is also the color of food! I wandered through the apartment, trying to think of an idea for Theme Thursday, and I had a craving for an avocado with salt. Inspiration in the form of deliciousness. -Love This Skin
Green is definitely a good color for food and nourishment. I’ve never had avocado with salt. I’ve always had it as a nice little treat with some sugar or condensed milk. I’d have to say everything about this photo is quite delicious

myqueersexytime:

sexpektations:

Green is also the color of food! I wandered through the apartment, trying to think of an idea for Theme Thursday, and I had a craving for an avocado with salt. Inspiration in the form of deliciousness. -Love This Skin

Green is definitely a good color for food and nourishment. I’ve never had avocado with salt. I’ve always had it as a nice little treat with some sugar or condensed milk. I’d have to say everything about this photo is quite delicious

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

(via myqueersexytime)